Humor

A cheerful heart makes good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.

nor filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not appropriate; but rather giving of thanks.

a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

The discretion of a man makes him slow to anger. It is his glory to overlook an offense.

Sarah said, “God has made me laugh. Everyone who hears will laugh with me.”

There is one who speaks rashly like the piercing of a sword, but the tongue of the wise heals.

“Let’s break their bonds apart, and cast their cords from us.” — read the full passage →

When Yahweh brought back those who returned to Zion, we were like those who dream. — read the full passage →

“Behold, God will not cast away a blameless man, neither will he uphold the evildoers. — read the full passage →

One who plots to do evil will be called a schemer. — read the full passage →

Therefore they asked the blind man again, “What do you say about him, because he opened your eyes?” He said, “He is a prophet.” — read the full passage →

When those who fed them saw what had happened, they fled, and told it in the city and in the country. — read the full passage →

You shall be hidden from the scourge of the tongue, neither shall you be afraid of destruction when it comes.

So he brought down the people to the water; and Yahweh said to Gideon, “Everyone who laps of the water with his tongue, like a dog laps, you shall set him by himself; likewise everyone who bows down on his knees to drink.” — read the full passage →

I will extol you, Yahweh, for you have raised me up, and have not made my foes to rejoice over me. — read the full passage →

They asked him, “Where is Sarah, your wife?” He said, “See, in the tent.” — read the full passage →

Come, let’s go down, and there confuse their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech.” — read the full passage →

They said, “Come, let’s build ourselves a city, and a tower whose top reaches to the sky, and let’s make ourselves a name, lest we be scattered abroad on the surface of the whole earth.” — read the full passage →

doesn’t rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth;

Now there were four leprous men at the entrance of the gate. They said one to another, “Why do we sit here until we die? — read the full passage →

Yahweh’s angel came, and sat under the oak which was in Ophrah, that pertained to Joash the Abiezrite: and his son Gideon was beating out wheat in the wine press, to hide it from the Midianites. — read the full passage →

The frogs shall depart from you, and from your houses, and from your servants, and from your people. They shall remain in the river only.” — read the full passage →

Behold, men brought a paralyzed man on a cot, and they sought to bring him in to lay before Jesus. — read the full passage →

Behold, there was a great earthquake, for an angel of the Lord descended from the sky, and came and rolled away the stone from the door, and sat on it. — read the full passage →

saying, “Sir, we remember what that deceiver said while he was still alive: ‘After three days I will rise again.’ — read the full passage →

Thus says Yahweh: Behold, I will turn again the captivity of Jacob’s tents, and have compassion on his dwelling places; and the city shall be built on its own hill, and the palace shall be inhabited in its own way. — read the full passage →

Why is there money in the hand of a fool to buy wisdom, since he has no understanding?

The king said, “Who is in the court?” Now Haman had come into the outer court of the king’s house, to speak to the king about hanging Mordecai on the gallows that he had prepared for him. — read the full passage →

He said to them, “Watch me, and do likewise. Behold, when I come to the outermost part of the camp, it shall be that, as I do, so you shall do. — read the full passage →

All the demons begged him, saying, “Send us into the pigs, that we may enter into them.”

The watchman said, “He came to them, and isn’t coming back. The driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he drives furiously.”

David put his hand in his bag, took a stone, and slung it, and struck the Philistine in his forehead; and the stone sank into his forehead, and he fell on his face to the earth.

The Midianites and the Amalekites and all the children of the east lay along in the valley like locusts for multitude; and their camels were without number, as the sand which is on the seashore for multitude. — read the full passage →

Let him who stole steal no more; but rather let him labor, working with his hands the thing that is good, that he may have something to give to him who has need. — read the full passage →