Humor

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.

Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.

A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

The discretion of a man deferreth his anger; and it is his glory to pass over a transgression.

And Sarah said, God hath made me to laugh, so that all that hear will laugh with me.

There is that speaketh like the piercings of a sword: but the tongue of the wise is health.

Let us break their bands asunder, and cast away their cords from us. — read the full passage →

When the Lord turned again the captivity of Zion, we were like them that dream. — read the full passage →

Behold, God will not cast away a perfect man, neither will he help the evil doers: — read the full passage →

He that deviseth to do evil shall be called a mischievous person. — read the full passage →

They say unto the blind man again, What sayest thou of him, that he hath opened thine eyes? He said, He is a prophet. — read the full passage →

When they that fed them saw what was done, they fled, and went and told it in the city and in the country. — read the full passage →

Thou shalt be hid from the scourge of the tongue: neither shalt thou be afraid of destruction when it cometh.

So he brought down the people unto the water: and the Lord said unto Gideon, Every one that lappeth of the water with his tongue, as a dog lappeth, him shalt thou set by himself; likewise every one that boweth down upon his knees to drink. — read the full passage →

I will extol thee, O Lord; for thou hast lifted me up, and hast not made my foes to rejoice over me. — read the full passage →

And they said unto him, Where is Sarah thy wife? And he said, Behold, in the tent. — read the full passage →

Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech. — read the full passage →

And they said, Go to, let us build us a city and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven; and let us make us a name, lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. — read the full passage →

Rejoiceth not in iniquity, but rejoiceth in the truth;

And there were four leprous men at the entering in of the gate: and they said one to another, Why sit we here until we die? — read the full passage →

And there came an angel of the Lord, and sat under an oak which was in Ophrah, that pertained unto Joash the Abi–ezrite: and his son Gideon threshed wheat by the winepress, to hide it from the Midianites. — read the full passage →

And the frogs shall depart from thee, and from thy houses, and from thy servants, and from thy people; they shall remain in the river only. — read the full passage →

And, behold, men brought in a bed a man which was taken with a palsy: and they sought means to bring him in, and to lay him before him. — read the full passage →

And, behold, there was a great earthquake: for the angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat upon it. — read the full passage →

Saying, Sir, we remember that that deceiver said, while he was yet alive, After three days I will rise again. — read the full passage →

Thus saith the Lord; Behold, I will bring again the captivity of Jacob’s tents, and have mercy on his dwellingplaces; and the city shall be builded upon her own heap, and the palace shall remain after the manner thereof. — read the full passage →

Wherefore is there a price in the hand of a fool to get wisdom, seeing he hath no heart to it?

And the king said, Who is in the court? Now Haman was come into the outward court of the king’s house, to speak unto the king to hang Mordecai on the gallows that he had prepared for him. — read the full passage →

And he said unto them, Look on me, and do likewise: and, behold, when I come to the outside of the camp, it shall be that, as I do, so shall ye do. — read the full passage →

And all the devils besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.

And the watchman told, saying, He came even unto them, and cometh not again: and the driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously.

And David put his hand in his bag, and took thence a stone, and slang it, and smote the Philistine in his forehead, that the stone sunk into his forehead; and he fell upon his face to the earth.

And the Midianites and the Amalekites and all the children of the east lay along in the valley like grasshoppers for multitude; and their camels were without number, as the sand by the sea side for multitude. — read the full passage →

Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth. — read the full passage →