Topic

Humor

34 verses · ranked by helpfulness

Proverbs 17:22

A cheerful heart is a good medicine; But a broken spirit drieth up the bones.

Ephesians 5:4

nor filthiness, nor foolish talking, or jesting, which are not befitting: but rather giving of thanks.

Ecclesiastes 3:4

a time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

Proverbs 19:11

The discretion of a man maketh him slow to anger; And it is his glory to pass over a transgression.

Genesis 21:6

And Sarah said, God hath made me to laugh; every one that heareth will laugh with me.

Proverbs 12:18

There is that speaketh rashly like the piercings of a sword; But the tongue of the wise is health.

Psalms 2:3–4

Let us break their bonds asunder, And cast away their cords from us. — read the full passage →

Psalms 126:1–3

When Jehovah brought back those that returned to Zion, We were like unto them that dream. — read the full passage →

Job 8:20–22

Behold, God will not cast away a perfect man, Neither will he uphold the evil-doers. — read the full passage →

Proverbs 24:8–9

He that deviseth to do evil, Men shall call him a mischief-maker. — read the full passage →

John 9:17–21

They say therefore unto the blind man again, What sayest thou of him, in that he opened thine eyes? And he said, He is a prophet. — read the full passage →

Luke 8:34–35

And when they that fed them saw what had come to pass, they fled, and told it in the city and in the country. — read the full passage →

Job 5:21

Thou shalt be hid from the scourge of the tongue; Neither shalt thou be afraid of destruction when it cometh.

Judges 7:5–7

So he brought down the people unto the water: and Jehovah said unto Gideon, Every one that lappeth of the water with his tongue, as a dog lappeth, him shalt thou set by himself; likewise every one that boweth down upon his knees to drink. — read the full passage →

Psalms 30:1–12

I will extol thee, O Jehovah; for thou hast raised me up, And hast not made my foes to rejoice over me. — read the full passage →

Genesis 18:9–15

And they said unto him, Where is Sarah thy wife? And he said, Behold, in the tent. — read the full passage →

Genesis 11:7–8

Come, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another’s speech. — read the full passage →

Genesis 11:4–5

And they said, Come, let us build us a city, and a tower, whose top may reach unto heaven, and let us make us a name; lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth. — read the full passage →

1 Corinthians 13:6

rejoiceth not in unrighteousness, but rejoiceth with the truth;

2 Kings 7:3–11

Now there were four leprous men at the entrance of the gate: and they said one to another, Why sit we here until we die? — read the full passage →

Judges 6:11–12

And the angel of Jehovah came, and sat under the oak which was in Ophrah, that pertained unto Joash the Abiezrite: and his son Gideon was beating out wheat in the winepress, to hide it from the Midianites. — read the full passage →

Exodus 8:11–14

And the frogs shall depart from thee, and from thy houses, and from thy servants, and from thy people; they shall remain in the river only. — read the full passage →

Luke 5:18–19

And behold, men bring on a bed a man that was palsied: and they sought to bring him in, and to lay him before him. — read the full passage →

Matthew 28:2–5

And behold, there was a great earthquake; for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled away the stone, and sat upon it. — read the full passage →

Matthew 27:63–65

saying, Sir, we remember that that deceiver said while he was yet alive, After three days I rise again. — read the full passage →

Jeremiah 30:18–20

Thus saith Jehovah: Behold, I will turn again the captivity of Jacob’s tents, and have compassion on his dwelling-places; and the city shall be builded upon its own hill, and the palace shall be inhabited after its own manner. — read the full passage →

Proverbs 17:16

Wherefore is there a price in the hand of a fool to buy wisdom, Seeing he hath no understanding?

Esther 6:4–14

And the king said, Who is in the court? Now Haman was come into the outward court of the king’s house, to speak unto the king to hang Mordecai on the gallows that he had prepared for him. — read the full passage →

Judges 7:17–23

And he said unto them, Look on me, and do likewise: and, behold, when I come to the outermost part of the camp, it shall be that, as I do, so shall ye do. — read the full passage →

Mark 5:12

And they besought him, saying, Send us into the swine, that we may enter into them.

2 Kings 9:20

And the watchman told, saying, He came even unto them, and cometh not back: and the driving is like the driving of Jehu the son of Nimshi; for he driveth furiously.

1 Samuel 17:49

And David put his hand in his bag, and took thence a stone, and slang it, and smote the Philistine in his forehead; and the stone sank into his forehead, and he fell upon his face to the earth.

Judges 7:12–15

And the Midianites and the Amalekites and all the children of the east lay along in the valley like locusts for multitude; and their camels were without number, as the sand which is upon the sea-shore for multitude. — read the full passage →

Ephesians 4:28–32

Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labor, working with his hands the thing that is good, that he may have whereof to give to him that hath need. — read the full passage →

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