Luke 14:18
But they all alike began to make excuses. The first said, I have just bought a field, and I must go and see it. Please excuse me — they all alike (apo mias, from one, unanimously) began to make excuses. The first excuse is the purchased field: I just bought a field and must go see it. The implausibility is part of the point — no one buys a field without inspecting it. The excuse is a refusal dressed as an obligation.